As I was walking to the Farragut West station after dinner with Brian I saw people looking vaguely zombie'ish and wearing the masks from Vendetta and Michael Jackson Thriller dancing. I was puzzled but stayed out of their way and crossed the street. While I was waiting to cross again I was looking around at them and reading their signs and this exchange occurred.

Woman in Vendetta mask: "We're protesting the scientologists."

Me: "Cool."

Her: "Want some bacon?"

Me: "Bacon?" immediately interested and yoinks card from her

Guy with sign: "Yeah and we're crazy Internet terrorists!"

Me: gives 2 thumbs up "Awesome."